|  The 
        Pocket Swonk 
 Howling 
        Swonk
 
 A 
        Moon, A Girl... Swonk
 
 Hurry, 
        hurry, hurry! Step right up to the Weird 
        Lovemakers Flyer Gallery! It walks! It talks! It wriggles on it's 
        belly like a reptile!
 
 Holy 
        Fucking Shit! More 
        Weird Lovemakers Flyers?  Pinch me, I must be dreaming!
 
 Hey 
        did we meet you on our Summer 1999 tour? If so, you're probably to be 
        found within our photo collection of losers 
        & yokels who went to see us. There's a few shots of us, but mostly 
        there's just shots of YOU.
 
 More 
        amazing & mind boggling 
        pictures of four guys playing live music with amplified instruments! 
        A whole new concept in "rock" music! Never before seen!
 
 A 
        few, uh, "candid" 
        photos of us. You know, hanging around the house in our underwear, 
        shoveling snow, playing video games. That sort of thing.
 
 Some 
        photos of us 
        taken over the last year or so by Mr. Travis Spillers (when he wasn't 
        busy sticking it to the man via Los Federalesor 
        No Theme!records).
 
 Punk 
        Rock Guitar E-Z as pie.
  
 
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